Do I finally learn how to whistle?

On a scale from 0-10:

How badly do I want to be that person?

How embarrassed will I be practicing?

How much effort am I willing to put in?

How patient am I with myself?

Is it worth changing out of pajamas for this Zoom call?

On a scale from 0-10:

How formal is the meeting?

How visible will I be on camera?

How much effort do I feel like making?

How risky is it that I’ll have to stand up during the call?

Should I actually set a budget for holiday shopping?

On a scale from 0-10:

How broke am I willing to be in January?

How many people do I need to buy for?

How good am I at self-control?

How much do I enjoy last-minute panic shopping?

Do I need coffee, or do I just need to rethink my entire life?

On a scale from 0-10:

How tired do I feel?

How much caffeine have I already had today?

How much work do I need to do?

How existentially overwhelmed am I?