Do I finally learn how to whistle?

On a scale from 0-10:

How badly do I want to be that person?

How embarrassed will I be practicing?

How much effort am I willing to put in?

How patient am I with myself?

Do I finally replace that kitchen sponge?

On a scale from 0-10:

How bad does it smell?

How many times have I convinced myself it’s still fine?

How much bacteria am I okay with?

How likely am I to just buy another and forget to throw this one away?

Should I go outside, or continue living as a cave goblin?

On a scale from 0-10:

How much sunshine do I need?

How comfortable is my couch?

How socially drained am I?

How bad will I feel if I don’t?

Do I finally back up my computer, or just hope for the best?

On a scale from 0-10:

How important are my files?

How old is my computer?

How much do I trust technology?

How lazy am I?